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Minggu, 20 Januari 2013

Lily Allen is the Greatest Drunk Ever


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So, Lily Allen sent a topless photo of herself to Ricky Wilson, frontman for the Kaiser Chiefs, when she really meant to send the photo to someone else named Ricky in her cell phone. Allen herself has said it was for Rick Astley, which is either the lamest excuse ever or a bold move for a Rick Astley fan. She must have been drunk as hell when she took topless photos of herself and accidentally sent them to Ricky Wilson. In an interview on BBC Radio, DJ Chris Moyles said:

“Ricky goes to me, ‘I got this weird text the other day from Lily Allen of her topless. ‘And I’m looking at it going why has she sent me that? Literally a minute later, ‘beep beep… Sorry, wrong Ricky!’ ‘” The 23-year-old singer - who has provided backing vocals for Ricky’s band - admitted there had been a mix up and went on to joke it was intended for ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ singer Rick Astley. She said: “That was really embarrassing. I was completely topless. It was meant for Rick Astley!”

Lily Allen can't seem to do anything right at the moment. But it is good to know Lily Allen is a camwhore in her private life, I was beginning to think all her nudity was a public affair. Had this text ever made it to Rick Astley, he would have been really surprised as well. Ever since that Rick Roll thing blew up, every other MMS message he’s gotten has been a screenshot of him in the Never Gonna Give You Up video followed by, “You’ve been Rick Rolled! Anyway, Ricky Wilson is not sharing the topless shot of Lily so no new topless photos of Ms. Allen today. Sorry, wrong post if you were looking for her tits here! Please froward it to whiteroboro@gmail.com if you come across it. Click on pictures to enlarge.


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Lily Rose Beatrice Allen
(born May 2, 1985 in Hammersmith, London, England) is an English singer-songwriter and television chat show host. Best-known for her songs, "Smile" and "LDN", Allen is the daughter of actor/musician Keith Allen and film producer Alison Owen. Allen also hosts her own BBC Three talk show Lily Allen and Friends. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

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SEE Older Post about Lily Allen below:

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Lily Allen Slips The Nipple Nip Slip

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Lily Allen Flash Tits

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Lily Allen Slipping Tits Nip Slip

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Lily Allen Braless Tits Exposed Puffy Nipples in See Through Shirt with Huge Pokies

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Lily Allen Topless Cliff Jumping Bikini Beach Pictures @ blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

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Hot Mess Lily Allen Has Hairy Arm Pits Because She is Lonely

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More Lily Allen Boob Slip Pictures with her Big Ass Nipples

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Lily Allen is Always Such A Lady with her See-Thru Pantyless Upskirt Pictures No Panty is the Way to Go


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Lily Allen is Also Topless in The Caribbean

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More Lily Allen Topless Candids From Jamaica


Sabtu, 05 Januari 2013

Lets Just Imagine Britney Spears As Whore, How Much Would You Pay?


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blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

For some reason, Steppin' Out magazine asked Kristin Davis (ugly pimp bitch), the owner of Eliot Spitzer's favorite whorehouse, Wicked Models escort agency, how much she would charge for some of today's biggest stars and women of note. And, She says Britney Spears could earn $1,000 an hour in the world's oldest profession. $1,000??? Of course, that's if Spears "cleaned herself up," Davis notes. That's the opinion of Davis, who denied sleeping with Spitzer herself but pled guilty in October to charges of promoting prostitution, shared with Steppin' Out, a publication which bills itself as "NY & NJ's #1 Entertainment Magazine." Here are a few other ladies Kristin Davis mentioned:

1. Britney Spears: If she cleaned herself up maybe I could get a thousand dollars an hour for her. But if was the old Britney before she went crazy I could have gotten $2,000 easy.

2. Paris Hilton: She would get $1,500 an hour. She's slender and doesn't have implants. She's blonde and I could get away with selling her as a Ford model.

3. Beth Ostrosky: I like Beth. She's tall and blonde. It's always a homerun if I can get a girl who's 5'9” or above. She's usually perfect. Beth would be in the upper ranking. I could get $2,000 an hour for her easy.

4. Katie Holmes: Katie would be very popular because she has that All American, college girl look. She would be super popular. Men want girls who look like Howard Stern's wife; the tall slender model type or they want that non-flashy, classically beautiful fresh face young look. The girl next door whom they could never get. They want the runway model they can't have now, or the prom queen they couldn't have then. I could probably get $2,500 an hour for Katie. Maybe even $3,000. I could max out on her.

5. Angelina Jolie: She would be my top girl. I call it my “Number one.” I would put her at $2,000 an hour. But you couldn't get her unless you booked her for 4 hours. I wouldn't let her go for just an hour. Maybe if you were a good client you could get her for an hour, but I would charge a lot more. At least $2,500.

6. Sarah Palin: (Laughs) I wouldn't have any market for her. She couldn't work for me. She's cute, but not for my kind of clients. There are escort agency's that specialize in specific kinds of demographics. She could work for a cheaper agency. Maybe a $300 dollar an hour type agency. I would call her a mid-range escort type.

7. Playboy Playmates: I had many Playmates call me for work. Many! I'm talking about centerfolds. But I would only work with 1 out of 5. Usually, they're boobs are too big or too fake looking. They look to California. For the most part I wouldn't use Playmates.

8. Lindsay Lohan: She would do great! She's got that fresh face and freckles. Men would eat her up! I could get $1,800 an hour for Lindsay….Easy! I would let her go for just the hour. She would work more volume for me. Short stays and busy all night. But I'm sure I could get clients to extend time with her if I asked.

9. Rihanna: I think she is stunning and gorgeous. If I were a client I would choose her. But honestly, I don't have a market for her. She couldn't work for me. It's unfortunate. The African American and Asian models never do well. Rihanna wouldn't bring in any business for me.

10. Melania Trump: She's hot. She would make a lot of money. But the one problem with her is that men don't like Jewish women and eastern European women. So I would have to lie about her nationality. Maybe say she's from Amsterdam or Sweden. Otherwise she would have trouble getting work. I would also change her name. I could get $2,000 an hour for her if she played along and didn't let it slip where she's from.

I have a penis, so I think I'm highly qualified to say that the only person on this list who would make any money would be Angelina Jolie. But did you see what Kristin Davis said about Asian, black, Jewish and eastern European women? That was some crazy shit. BTW, here is a pic of Kristin Davis the former whore turn pimp, not the actress Kristin Davis.


Ugly scary bitch!

And, here is what you can get for $1,000.


Not worth it.

Kamis, 20 Desember 2012

Victoria Beckham is Totally Insecure, And She Ain't Having It No More


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blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

David Beckham is hotter than his wife Victoria Beckham, so you can see how Victoria Beckham must feel knowing she looks like a leather doll. In case you don't know, David Beckham was scheduled to do an interview with Italian teleivision host, Ilaria D'amico. Then Victoria went on the internet and typed her name into Google and did a search. Victoria Beckham is not having it, she doesn't want her wondering eyes husband anywhere near Ilaria D'amico. Really, who can blame her?... Ilaria is almost Angelina Jolie hot. And we've all thought David Beckham could have done better. According to Italian reports, Victoria Beckham has banned David from talking to Italy’s hottest TV presenter. The Sun says:

"The Italian media is claiming ILARIA D'AMICO was set to interview Becks tomorrow when he is officially unveiled as AC Milan's new signing. But "at the request of the Beckham camp", the interview has been scrapped after Posh apparently "researched Ilaria on the Internet". Instead, Becks will be presented to the media in a standard press conference. Italian newspaper La Repubblica claims Victoria's "jealousy" was the reason why the interview with Sky Sports presenter Ilaria was dropped."

According to Becks’ mouthpiece spoksman, Ilaria still get to do an interview with the former Manchester United star.

He said: ‘Illaria D’Amico will still be doing an interview with David. Originally Sky wanted to do an exclusive interview but we felt the press conference should be open to everyone and wouldn’t want to restrict it to one broadcaster. He will do a separate interview with Sky afterwards. It’s rubbish to suggest we would veto a presenter because of her looks.’


So we know its true, Victoria Beckham has laid down the law and refused Italy's sexiest sports presenter permission to interview her husband. Since I'm all about hard-hitting investigative journalism, I also researched (Googled) Ilaria D’Amico on the Internet. Who knows why Posh freaked out and canceled the interview? Could it have been because of these photos? I don't really know her reasons. Although I think it has something to do with big skanky Italian tits. Click on pictures to enlarge.



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Ilaria D'Amico (born August 30, 1973 in Rome, Italy) is a commentator and television host on Italian television. She is most known for her work on shows related to football. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

After attending the University of Rome La Sapienza, she debuted on TV in 1997 with La giostra dei gol ("The joust of goals"), a program that continued for six seasons on RAI International. Her passion for 'Calcio' opened up the possibility of covering the 1998 FIFA World Cup in France, and of hosting a 2000 special on the UEFA cup.

In 2001 she presented on RAI Tre a travel program called Cominciamo bene estate ("We're starting well, summer"), and the following year hosted a special for the FIFA World Cup. In November of 2002 she also appeared on Satellite TV with W l'Italia, moderating with journalists Vittorio Feltri and Sandro Curzi. From 2003 onward she has presented SKY Calcio Show ("SKY football Show"), covering and summing up the matches of Serie A.

Much of her recent popularity comes from having hosted, in 2004, the football-based reality TV show Campioni, il sogno ("Champions, The Dream"), on the TV station Italia 1.


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David Robert Joseph Beckham, OBE (born 2 May 1975 in Leytonstone, London, England) is an English professional footballer, who plays as a midfielder. He currently plays for and captains Major League Soccer's Los Angeles Galaxy and is also a member of the England national team. He earned his 100th cap for England against France in March 2008. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

He has twice been runner-up for FIFA World Player of the Year, and in 2004 was the world's highest-paid footballer. He was Google's most searched of all sports topics in both 2003 and 2004. Such global recognition has made him an elite advertising brand and a top fashion icon.captain of England from 15 November 2000 to 2 July 2006. He made 58 appearances as captain, and ended his tenure in that role after the 2006 FIFA World Cup finals. He continued to make contributions for the England national team in 2007 competitions.Leeds United. He came on as a substitute for regular captain Roy Keane, who was injured. Beckham went on to score a free-kick in this match, which finished 3-0. Beckham was Beckham captained Manchester United for the first time on October 21st 2000 in a Premiership match against

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Victoria Beckham (née Adams) is an English singer, dancer, fashion designer, author, businesswoman, actress and model. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

During her rise to fame with 1990s pop group the Spice Girls, she was dubbed Posh Spice, a nickname first coined by the British tabloid press. Since the Spice Girls followed separate careers, Beckham has dabbled in pop music, scoring four UK Top 10 singles as a solo artist. Her first single to be released, "Out of Your Mind", reached number two in the UK Singles Chart and is her highest chart entry to date. During her solo music career she has been signed to Virgin Records and Telstar Records.

Beckham's new contract with the Galaxy, effective 1 July 2007, gave him the highest salary of any MLS player in history. He debuted for the team on 21 July in a friendly versus Chelsea at the Home Depot Center, and on 15 August, he had his first start with the team, scoring his first goal in the 2007 SuperLiga semi-final. His first league start then came on 18 August in front of a record crowd at Giants Stadium.

 

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