Roland Burris And His Grand Mausoleum is Blagojevich's Gift To America, And A Fuck You Back At You Blago

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One of the more bizarre pieces of information to be made public on Senator in waiting, Roland Burris, age 71, are reports of his already constructed mausoleum listing his achievements. Roland Burris, Gov. Rod Blagojevich's controversial choice to replace President-elect Barack Obama in the US Senate, has already begun work on his memorial in Oak Woods Cemetery on Chicago's South Side. His tombstone boldly proclaims, "TRAIL BLAZER" and includes a list of his accomplishments, with space left for future ones. Burris built a mausoleum to himself with a list of his accomplishments he prefixes with "First African-American in Illinois to become." Dude, no joke but Governor Rod Blagojevich is my favorite American politician today.

If it was not for Blago, I would have never known Roland Burris ever existed and that would be a damn shame. This is Gov. Rod Blagojevich way of saying "Fuck You" to all of America in his last days in office and probably his last days of freedom. I love this dude because if I was in his shoes (facing up to 20 years in prison) I would be throwing firebomb too. LOL... Anyway, do you think this is a mausoleum or a fucking résumé for Roland Burris to God himself? Click on pictures to enlarge.

Roland Burris has erected a grand mausoleum for himself, carved with the words "TRAIL BLAZER" and a long list of his achievements, with a space left for his more recent accomplishments. So, the question now is how Roland Burris, Illinois's newest senator, plans to update his pre-carved mausoleum?

He was pretty clever: leaving just enough space to allow an additional line or two, while still preserving a decent overall appearance in case he didn't have anything else to add before he died. I admire that kind of forethought.


But Burris carved himself into a corner when he set up his bullet list with the label "First African-American in Illinois to become"...

Because now he's a U.S. senator, which is a pretty big deal and definitely would make the list of things to put on your mausoleum but he's not the first African-American senator from Illinois by a long shot.

What to do, what to do? Oh, I know!


He’s definitely fit to serve in the U.S. Senate with the other egos.

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Roland Wallace Burris (born August 3, 1937 in Centralia, Illinois, U.S.A.) is a Democratic American politician and former statewide officer in the U.S. state of Illinois. Burris served as Comptroller of Illinois from 1979 to 1991 and as Attorney General of Illinois from 1991 to 1995. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

On December 14, 2008, Burris suggested himself as a possible caretaker for the United States Senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama, saying he would not run for reelection if appointed. This suggestion came in the wake of an FBI investigation regarding charges of corruption by the Governor for seeking bribes in a pay-to-play scheme for the empty Senate seat and other offenses. Burris himself has not been implicated in the scheme or accused of any wrongdoing. On December 30, 2008, Governor Blagojevich announced that he was naming Burris to the seat.

On December 30, 2008, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich (D) announced he was naming Burris to fill the seat in the United States Senate vacated weeks earlier by President-elect Barack Obama. Questions were raised about whether Blagojevich's action was legitimate and if Burris should be seated, in the wake of Blagojevich's arrest on multiple corruption charges. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

On January 5, 2009, Secretary of the United States Senate Nancy Erickson rejected Burris' certificate of appointment to the Senate as invalid. Erickson cited Senate Rule 2 as the reason for the rejection. Senate Rule 2 requires that the certificate be signed by both a state's governor and the state's secretary of state. Because Illinois Secretary of State Jesse White had refused to sign the certificate, Erickson concluded in her findings that the certificate did not conform to Senate Rule 2. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid agreed with Erickson.

Legal experts have differing opinions on whether the Illinois Secretary of State's signature is required by both the United States Constitution and Illinois law. In an interview aired on National Public Radio on December 30, 2008, the former Illinois governor James R. Thompson said that the certification of the governor's choice is a routine administrative matter and not at the Secretary of State's discretion. Illinois Secretary of State Jesse White said that he believes his signature is "mostly ceremonial, rather than a point of law." White maintained that he would not sign a certification for anyone appointed by Blagojevich, including Burris, unless compelled to do so by a court. On January 9, 2009, the Illinois Supreme Court ruled that the governor's appointment does not require any additional certification.

Reid initially said that the Senate would not seat Burris, citing Article I, Section 5 of the United States Constitution, which states that "Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members". Reid and other senators had previously stated, before Burris was in contention, that they would use Article I authority against any appointment by Blagojevich. The Senate may also refer the appointment to the Rules Committee, thus stalling it until Blagojevich's status is settled.

Burris filed a lawsuit with the Illinois Supreme Court to compel White to certify his appointment documentation and appeared in Washington at the January Congressional swearing-in ceremony (January 6) to claim his seat, but was denied entry into the Senate chambers. Some Democrats, including Dianne Feinstein and the Congressional Black Caucus, spoke out in favor of Burris being seated. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Charles Barkley's Quest for Allegedly The Best Oral Sex Ever Got Him DUI

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On New Years' Eve, Charles Barkley was pulled over by Arizona state police for driving under the influence. Now, new details have emerged which paint a clearer picture as to why Barkley was in such a hurry. According to a report filed by the cop who pulled him over, Barkley ran a stop sign because he was in a rush to get a blow job from the female (not his wife) he picked up. Apparently, this girl gives the best blowjobs on planet Earth. Yeah, He just wanted to get some head from a magic mouth chick. Finally, a drunk driving story with a propose because Barkley had a good reason. The Smoking Gun reports:

Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley.

A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge.

According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

I wonder what this does to his plans on running for Governor of Alabama in 2014. He will fit in with our politicians just fine! The police report also alleges that later at the station, Barkley tried to woo an employee out of his DUI by promising “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass.” He then laughed, corrected himself and said, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass.” Being a former NBA star, Charles Barkley seems like the kind of man that has had a lot of blow jobs over the years. So, I think he knows what he is talking about when he claimed the girl in his car give the best blow jobs. Leaving me wondering who the hell is this chick. What is the name of this NATIONAL Treasure? And, I have no clue why the mugshot is so blurry, its like the camera was as drunk as Sir Charles.

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2009 best quoted of the year so far is Charles Barkley's: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "

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Charles Wade Barkley (born February 20, 1963 in Leeds, Alabama, U.S.A.) is an American retired professional basketball player and aspiring politician. Nicknamed "Sir Charles" for his aggressive and outspoken demeanor, and "The Round Mound of Rebound," for his unusual build and talent as a player, Barkley established himself as one of the National Basketball Association's most dominating power forwards. He was selected to both the All-NBA First Team and All-NBA Second Team five times and once named to the All-NBA Third Team. He earned eleven NBA All-Star Game appearances and was named the All-Star MVP in 1991. In 1993, he was voted the league's Most Valuable Player and during the NBA's 50th anniversary, named one of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History. He competed in the 1992 and 1996 Olympic games and won two gold medals as a member of the United States' Dream Team. In 2006, Barkley was inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Barkley was popular with the fans and media and made the NBA's All-Interview Team for each of his last 13 seasons in the league. He was frequently involved in on- and off-court fights and sometimes stirred national controversy, as in 1993 when he declared that sports figures should not be considered role models. Short for a power forward, he used tenacity and strength to become a dominant rebounder. He was a versatile player who could score, defend, rebound, and assist. In 2000, he retired as one of only four players in NBA history with 20,000 points, 10,000 rebounds and 4,000 assists.

Since retiring as a player, Barkley has had a successful career as an Emmy Award-winning color commentator on basketball. He works with Turner Network Television (TNT) as a studio pundit for its coverage of NBA games. In addition, Barkley has written several books and has also shown an interest in politics; in October 2008, he announced that he will be running for Governor of Alabama in 2014. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Gov. Blagojevich Appoints Roland Burris to Obama's Senate Seat in the Best Press Conference Ever

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Wow, wow... What the hell is going on in Illinois? Its like a fucking third world country in the middle of Africa or Latin America or one of those crazy Eastern European countries. But, did you see that amazing Chicago Senate appointment news conference? Troubled Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich (I love this dude) has just defied all and appointed a successor to fill Barack Obama's vacant U.S. Senate seat, a seat the governor is charged with trying to sell to the highest bidder. Blagojevich named former Illinois Attorney General and fellow Democrat Roland Burris, 71 yeard old, to the seat vacated by President-elect Obama, also a Democrat. I have always thought that New Jersey (Hudson county mainly) as the most corrupt state in America but Illinois (Chicago) is a true contender. I know Obama is pulling out his hair right about now.






Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich announces his choice of former Ill. Attorney General Roland Burris to fill President-elect Barack Obama's U.S. Senate seat Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2008, in Chicago.

U.S. Senate Democratic Leaders have vow to block Roland Burris from being seated just moments after he was appointed.

Blagojevich was arrested earlier this month on federal charges that he tried to sell or trade the seat to the highest bidder. Blagojevich has denied wrongdoing and vowed to stay in office.

Blagojevich's lawyer had said earlier that the governor did not plan to defy the Senate leaders and impose an Obama successor on them.

Sen. Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) has said that Illinois Gov. Lt. Gov. Pat Quinn should make the appointment, and the Senate Democratic caucus signed a letter supporting that option.

Reid said in a letter to the governor: "Please understand that should you decide to ignore the request of the Senate Democratic Caucus and make an appointment we would be forced to exercise our Constitutional authority under Article I, Section 5, to determine whether such a person should be seated."

Blagojevich's lawyer, Ed Genson, had told a news conference Dec. 17 that the governor did not plan to try to make the appointment. "Harry Reid said that they're not going to accept anybody, so why would he do that?" Genson said.

Blagojevich announced the appointment at a 3:00 p.m. news conference, defying his critics at home and in Washington.

Burris became the first black politician to win statewide office when he was elected comptroller in 1978 — the first of three terms. He served one term as the state's attorney general, but he failed in three attempts at the Democratic nomination for governor, losing to Blagojevich in 2002.