Lets Just Imagine Britney Spears As Whore, How Much Would You Pay?

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For some reason, Steppin' Out magazine asked Kristin Davis (ugly pimp bitch), the owner of Eliot Spitzer's favorite whorehouse, Wicked Models escort agency, how much she would charge for some of today's biggest stars and women of note. And, She says Britney Spears could earn $1,000 an hour in the world's oldest profession. $1,000??? Of course, that's if Spears "cleaned herself up," Davis notes. That's the opinion of Davis, who denied sleeping with Spitzer herself but pled guilty in October to charges of promoting prostitution, shared with Steppin' Out, a publication which bills itself as "NY & NJ's #1 Entertainment Magazine." Here are a few other ladies Kristin Davis mentioned:

1. Britney Spears: If she cleaned herself up maybe I could get a thousand dollars an hour for her. But if was the old Britney before she went crazy I could have gotten $2,000 easy.

2. Paris Hilton: She would get $1,500 an hour. She's slender and doesn't have implants. She's blonde and I could get away with selling her as a Ford model.

3. Beth Ostrosky: I like Beth. She's tall and blonde. It's always a homerun if I can get a girl who's 5'9” or above. She's usually perfect. Beth would be in the upper ranking. I could get $2,000 an hour for her easy.

4. Katie Holmes: Katie would be very popular because she has that All American, college girl look. She would be super popular. Men want girls who look like Howard Stern's wife; the tall slender model type or they want that non-flashy, classically beautiful fresh face young look. The girl next door whom they could never get. They want the runway model they can't have now, or the prom queen they couldn't have then. I could probably get $2,500 an hour for Katie. Maybe even $3,000. I could max out on her.

5. Angelina Jolie: She would be my top girl. I call it my “Number one.” I would put her at $2,000 an hour. But you couldn't get her unless you booked her for 4 hours. I wouldn't let her go for just an hour. Maybe if you were a good client you could get her for an hour, but I would charge a lot more. At least $2,500.

6. Sarah Palin: (Laughs) I wouldn't have any market for her. She couldn't work for me. She's cute, but not for my kind of clients. There are escort agency's that specialize in specific kinds of demographics. She could work for a cheaper agency. Maybe a $300 dollar an hour type agency. I would call her a mid-range escort type.

7. Playboy Playmates: I had many Playmates call me for work. Many! I'm talking about centerfolds. But I would only work with 1 out of 5. Usually, they're boobs are too big or too fake looking. They look to California. For the most part I wouldn't use Playmates.

8. Lindsay Lohan: She would do great! She's got that fresh face and freckles. Men would eat her up! I could get $1,800 an hour for Lindsay….Easy! I would let her go for just the hour. She would work more volume for me. Short stays and busy all night. But I'm sure I could get clients to extend time with her if I asked.

9. Rihanna: I think she is stunning and gorgeous. If I were a client I would choose her. But honestly, I don't have a market for her. She couldn't work for me. It's unfortunate. The African American and Asian models never do well. Rihanna wouldn't bring in any business for me.

10. Melania Trump: She's hot. She would make a lot of money. But the one problem with her is that men don't like Jewish women and eastern European women. So I would have to lie about her nationality. Maybe say she's from Amsterdam or Sweden. Otherwise she would have trouble getting work. I would also change her name. I could get $2,000 an hour for her if she played along and didn't let it slip where she's from.

I have a penis, so I think I'm highly qualified to say that the only person on this list who would make any money would be Angelina Jolie. But did you see what Kristin Davis said about Asian, black, Jewish and eastern European women? That was some crazy shit. BTW, here is a pic of Kristin Davis the former whore turn pimp, not the actress Kristin Davis.


Ugly scary bitch!

And, here is what you can get for $1,000.


Not worth it.

A Lot of People Want To Kill Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Look Like Shit

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Tom Cruise bought special SUVs to ward off anti-Scientology protesters and other agents of Xenu. LOL.. Due to several death threats received from groups opposing Scientology and Tom Cruise's portrayal of Nazi officer, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg, in his new film Valkyrie, Cruise and his family are reportedly living in fear and are now residing in different locations and only travel in bomb-proof vehicles. By the way, the film Valkyrie is a ploy by Tom Cruise to get the good favor of the German people by showing that not all Germans were crazy Nazis because Scientology is banned in Germany and he want to end the ban. Anyway, Tom Cruise and that zombie Katie Holmes call in FBI after ‘death threats from anti-scientology group’. Actor Tom Cruise and his wife Katie Holmes are reported to be living in fear after receiving death threats. The Daily Mail reports:

The Mail on Sunday can reveal that security has been stepped up around Cruise, 46, Holmes, 30, and their two-year-old daughter Suri...Last week Cruise attended the Los Angeles premiere of the movie, which was targeted by protesters from the anti-Scientology group Anonymous. He has been forced to increase security around his family since then. "The threats are perceived to be so great that the FBI has been alerted," said a source. Cruise is due to fly to London for the UK premiere on January 21. "Tom is terrified. He doesn’t feel safe anywhere," the source added. Cruise has spent $10 million on an underground bunker in the grounds of his estate in Colorado. In August, threats were made to place anthrax in the air vents of his Los Angeles office.

Just five years ago, Tom Cruise was one of the world's most beloved movie stars, starring in one critical and commercial hits one after another. Now some people want him dead because he believes that lotion and Tic Tacs can cure autism and that the devil flies around in an intergalactic DC-8 spaceship dropping hydrogen bombs into volcanoes. I can see how some people would have a problem with that. Not a problem for me however, if Scientology hook me up with a young (brainwash) starlet I would say anything they want me to say. Just like Tom Cruise, screw being beloved by the world. Yeah thats right, I would join a crazy cult if they had hot bitches for me. Click on pictures to enlarge.

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The Scientology people should really try to take better care of Katie Holmes, she has been looking like shit lately and she was so beautiful before hooking up with Tommy boy.

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Thomas Cruise Mapother IV (pronounced /ˈtɒməs ˈkruːz ˈmeɪpɒθɚ/; born July 3, 1962 in Syracuse, New York, U.S.A.), better known by his screen name Tom Cruise, is an American actor and film producer. Forbes magazine ranked him as the world's most powerful celebrity in 2006. He has been nominated for three Academy Awards and won three Golden Globe Awards. His first leading role was the 1983 film Risky Business, which has been described as "A Generation-X classic, and a career-maker" for the actor. After playing the role of a heroic naval pilot in the popular and financially successful 1986 film Top Gun, Cruise continued in this vein, playing a secret agent in a series of Mission: Impossible action films in the 1990s and 2000s. In addition to these heroic roles, he also played other roles, such as the misogynistic male guru in Magnolia (1999) and a cool and calculating sociopathic hitman in the Michael Mann crime-thriller film Collateral (2004). blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Economist Edward Jay Epstein argues that Cruise is one of the few producers (the others being George Lucas, Steven Spielberg and Jerry Bruckheimer) who are able to guarantee the success of a billion-dollar movie franchise. Since 2005, Cruise and Paula Wagner have been in charge of the United Artists film studio, with Cruise as producer and star and Wagner as the chief executive. Cruise is also known for his support of and adherence to the Church of Scientology.

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Katherine Noelle "Katie" Holmes (born December 18, 1978 in Toledo, Ohio, USA) is an American actress who first achieved fame for her role as Joey Potter on The WB television teen drama Dawson's Creek from 1998 to 2003. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Holmes' part on the show, only her second professional role, made her a star. Her movie roles have ranged from art house films such as The Ice Storm to thrillers such as Abandon to blockbusters such as Batman Begins but she has said many of her films were "bombs."

In early 2005 Holmes began a highly publicized relationship with actor Tom Cruise, sixteen years her senior. In June, two months after they first met, she became engaged to Cruise. Their relationship made Holmes the subject of international media attention, much of it negative, including speculation the relationship was a publicity stunt to promote the couple's films. Many reports commented negatively about the interest of Holmes, raised Roman Catholic, in Cruise's religion, Scientology. The couple announced Holmes was pregnant in October 2005; on April 18, 2006, she gave birth to Suri Cruise. On November 18, 2006, she and Cruise were married in Italy. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Big Boobed Katy Perry is Engaged and Probably Knocked Up

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Katy Perry is going to walk down the aisle... with a boy or two! The "I Kissed a Girl" singer is engaged her longtime boyfriend who she met through her music producer in 2005. Its good to see Katy "I've got Boobs, look" Perry is in the news for something other than her huge licious tits. That’s the only reason people care about her, right? It certainly can’t be her singing or her looks — she looks like one of those creepy “realistic dolls” that weird dudes that wear bow ties collect. She has the fashion sense of an young Japanese woman. Anyhow, it is being reported that Katy Perry is engaged to Travis McCoy of Gym Class Hero's! Neither party has confirmed or denied this engagement, I guess we'll just have to wait and see! If it is true, I am betting she is two weeks pregnant and we are going to have a Spring shotgun wedding. The New York Daily News reports:

Katy Perry’s girl-kissing days are over. We can confirm the singer’s worst-kept secret —her engagement to Gym Class Heroes front man Travis McCoy. After giving her a yellow diamond promise ring this summer, the rapper popped the question recently in Paris by kissing Perry with a massive ring in his mouth.

How romantic! Nothing says “I love you” more than a saliva-soaked engagement ring from a guy who looks like he’s had his mouth around more poles than Jenna Jameson and Clay Aiken combined. Whatever happened to the good ol’ days when a man would get down on one knee and beg his girlfriend to go to Planned Parenthood and “take care of the problem” and say something romantic before asking his girlfriend to get married. And live the rest of his life with a smile of his face and hate in his heart knowing that he was set up when she told him everything was okay to go bareback because she is on the pill or she was fixed or she can't get pregnant for whatever reason. LOL... It is the oldest trick in the book and it always work because guys are stupid. And especially stupid when it comes to condom free sex. Click on pictures to enlarge.

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Or maybe, he is trying to lock in some of her millions. HEY KATY, SIGN A PRENUP!!!

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Katy Perry (born Kathryn Elizabeth Hudson on October 25, 1984 in Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara County, California, U.S.A.) is an American singer-songwriter. She has risen to prominence with her 2008 single "I Kissed a Girl" which has become a worldwide hit topping the charts in more than 20 countries, including the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and Ireland. In the United States, the song is also noted for being the 1000th chart-topper of the Rock Era. Katy has stated in the press that it's thanks to successful British singer-songwriters Amy winehouse and Lily Allen that America has been introduced to "great music". Perry has a contralto vocal range. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

In 2004, Perry worked for the record production team The Matrix, who had previously worked with Avril Lavigne, Liz Phair, Korn and Britney Spears, among others. Perry also began working on a debut mainstream album, writing with Glen Ballard, which was due for release in 2005; some of the collaborations included "Box", "Diamonds" and "Long Shot," which were released on Perry's official MySpace page. Her burgeoning music career led to her being named "The Next Big Thing" in October 2004 in Blender Magazine, where Perry stated she wasn't "a typical Christian", mentioning that she had done "lots of bad things" during her adolescence. One of the tracks she recorded with Ballard, "Simple", was released on the soundtrack of the 2005 film The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. In 2006, Perry appeared on P.O.D.'s single, "Goodbye for Now". She has openly talked about her struggles within the music industry, such as being dropped from record labels for much of her early career. Her songs eventually captured the attention of Virgin Records CEO Jason Flom, who was the head of Capitol Music Group, and she signed to Capitol Music in early-2007. Perry is now regularly heard on MTV, VH1, as well as commercials. She most recently appeared on the MTV VMA Awards singing Madonna's hit single, "Like a Virgin". blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Lindsay Lohan See Through Shirt and Very Braless Nipples

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Another week, another chance to see Lindsay Lohan wearing a see through shirt without her bra on and getting her much needed attention. You know your life as a celebrity attention whore is over when you can't even get people to care about your fake lesbian love affair and you have to show your tits weekly to spice things up. She was on her way to become a major star but cocine ended all that, now the only thing we have is Lindsay Lohan's nipples. And here is Lindsay Lohan again doing what she does best and that is showing off her puffy nipples in a see-through shirt, while braless. It's basically the only thing she can do now since her career has gone to the shit pile. Sure her tits look tity fucking good but this weekly episode is kinda getting a bit cheesy. And yes, I would lick cheese off Lindsay Lohan boobs because I am a guy and thats what guys do. Click on pictures to enlarge.


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Lindsay Dee Lohan (born July 2, 1986) is an American actress and pop music singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model for magazine advertisement and television commercials. At age 10, she began her acting career in a soap opera; at 11, she made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. GutterUncensored.com

Lohan rose to stardom with her leading roles in the films Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded. Her subsequent roles include appearances in A Prairie Home Companion and Bobby. In 2004, Lohan launched a second career in pop music yielding the albums Speak (2004) and A Little More Personal (Raw) (2005). GutterUncensored.com

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