Lindsay Lohan Got Best Christmas Present Ever: A Bastard Half-Sister Love Child! Oh Thanks, Santa!

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Lindsay Lohan dropped a yuletide log bomb on her MySpace blog on Christmas Eve. Looks like the DNA paternity test results are back because she took to MySpace once again before the end of the year to rant. This time comparing herself to Britney Spears and confirming her dad had an illegitimate love child. Yeah thats right, turns out her dad Michael Lohan did fathered a child with a woman he was cheating on wife Dina Lohan with. No word if the girl is Ashley Kaufman from this summer's epic "Lohan Love Child" saga, but I hope so. Because that means that there are more of these people out there to keep the Gutter Uncensored going in the new year. Anyway, here's Lindsay bringing the "good" news:

i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run... that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like "debbie downer" or what? not trying to be... but back to the real reason for this blog-i feel like Britney Spears is an amazing talent, and she has gone through a lot, (just as i have) in the public eye.. which is not necessarily a bad thing.. It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments. also that you need to take care of yourself before anyone else, and i mean anyone and everyone else. because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. stripped of all the distractions in life. so YAY Britney for just being you and still following through with your dreams. i know i am a bit late in writing about this record since it came out already, but better late than never!!!! :)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I know your dad's wandering penis just rained all over your Christmas, but that's no reason to compare yourself to Britney Spears. Try to see the glass as half-full. (Of gin, if necessary.) You only went to rehab once or twice. She had to hand over her kid to the fucking SWAT team. That's like trying to compare apples and oranges. But both are untalented yet achieved an unprecedented level of fame not through hard work and determination, but through being coked up 24/7 and flashing their vaginas. Congratulations Lindsay, you may be right... Click on pictures to enlarge.


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Lindsay Dee Lohan (born July 2, 1986) is an American actress and pop music singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model for magazine advertisement and television commercials. At age 10, she began her acting career in a soap opera; at 11, she made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. GutterUncensored.com

Lohan rose to stardom with her leading roles in the films Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded. Her subsequent roles include appearances in A Prairie Home Companion and Bobby. In 2004, Lohan launched a second career in pop music yielding the albums Speak (2004) and A Little More Personal (Raw) (2005). GutterUncensored.com

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Jennifer Lopez Fears Skeletor Marc Anthony is Cheating with Groupies, She has Spies Everywhere

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While it’s hard to imagine skinny little Marc Anthony being much of a ladies man, Jennifer Lopez doesn't trust him one bit even back when their marriage was supposedly doing well. The Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony divorce rumors have been piling up ever since the couple stopped wearing their wedding rings a few months back. According to Page Six, Jennifer Lopez is so insecure in her relationship with Marc Anthony that she sends her assistants to go to his concerts to make sure he’s not banging groupies backstage. She is worried that her husband is entertaining other ladies while she is at home with their babies. A source said: “She wanted reports back so he didn’t cheat on her.” The only reason Marc Anthony got into the music business is to bang groupies backstage. That is the reason why guys get into music. If he wasn’t banging chicks backstage he would be totally gay. I don't get chicks that marry musicians and athletes then complain about the groupies and the cheating. Like what the fuck did you expect? Page Six report on J-Lo spying on Marc Anthony:

"Despite the fact that the couple renewed its vows in October, a source tells Page Six that Lopez used to send her assistant on tour with Anthony while she stayed at home with their twins. "She wanted reports back so he didn't cheat on her," says our source. Lopez and Anthony are also reportedly selling the $8.5 million Bel Air estate where they were wed in June 2004."

Jennifer Lopez is worried that Marc Anthony is cheating on her. Has she even looked at her husband lately? I mean, for more than five seconds before bursting into tears. The dude look like shit, I thought he had full-blown AIDS. Then again, there is a single Latin-man-hungry Madonna on the loose. Click on pictures to enlarge.

The rumor mill just keeps rolling along on the subject of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s marriage. If you believe the tabloids, the union is crumbling fast. Some say Marc Anthony is a controlling womanizer; others say J. Lo is high maintenance and has an uncontrollable jealous streak. Maybe the truth is somewhere in between. All I know is, J.Lo doesn’t exactly have a fabulous track record with any of her husbands - seems like she bolts as soon as the relationship gets tough. Page Six is reporting that Lopez was so worried about her husband cheating on her while he was on tour and she was at home with the babies, she sent her assistants along with Anthony to keep an eye on him.

This isn’t the first time Jennifer has gone to extremes when it comes to suspicion of cheating. When she was dating P. Diddy, there were reports that J.Lo would show up unannounced at his hotel rooms while he was on tour, banging on the door and demanding to be let in. Turned out she had good reason, because a few years later he admitted to cheating on Lopez pretty much their entire relationship. But gee, I don’t know why Jennifer would be so worried about Marc cheating on her while she’s at home with his babies - maybe because that’s exactly what he did to his previous wife so he could hook up with her? Yeah, what goes around comes around.

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Jennifer Lynn Lopez (born July 24, 1969 in The Bronx, New York City, New York, United States), popularly nicknamed J.Lo, is an American actress, singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, fashion designer, and television producer. She is the richest person of Latin American descent in Hollywood according to Forbes, and the most influential Hispanic entertainer in America according to People en Español's list of "100 Most Influential Hispanics". blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Starting in 1999, Lopez released seven albums, including two #1 albums on the Billboard 200 charts and four Billboard Hot 100 #1 singles. She won the 2003 American Music Award for Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist and the 2007 American Music Award for Favorite Latin Artist. She has appeared in numerous films, and has won ALMA Awards for outstanding actress for her work in Selena, Out of Sight, and Angel Eyes. She parlayed her media fame into a fashion line and various perfumes with her celebrity endorsement.

Media attention has also focused on her personal life. She has had high-profile relationships with Ojani Noa, Cris Judd, Sean Combs, Ben Affleck, and most recently, Marc Anthony. Her first children, fraternal twins named Max and Emme, were born on February 22, 2008. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com