Lindsay Lohan Got Best Christmas Present Ever: A Bastard Half-Sister Love Child! Oh Thanks, Santa!

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Lindsay Lohan dropped a yuletide log bomb on her MySpace blog on Christmas Eve. Looks like the DNA paternity test results are back because she took to MySpace once again before the end of the year to rant. This time comparing herself to Britney Spears and confirming her dad had an illegitimate love child. Yeah thats right, turns out her dad Michael Lohan did fathered a child with a woman he was cheating on wife Dina Lohan with. No word if the girl is Ashley Kaufman from this summer's epic "Lohan Love Child" saga, but I hope so. Because that means that there are more of these people out there to keep the Gutter Uncensored going in the new year. Anyway, here's Lindsay bringing the "good" news:

i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run... that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like "debbie downer" or what? not trying to be... but back to the real reason for this blog-i feel like Britney Spears is an amazing talent, and she has gone through a lot, (just as i have) in the public eye.. which is not necessarily a bad thing.. It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments. also that you need to take care of yourself before anyone else, and i mean anyone and everyone else. because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. stripped of all the distractions in life. so YAY Britney for just being you and still following through with your dreams. i know i am a bit late in writing about this record since it came out already, but better late than never!!!! :)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I know your dad's wandering penis just rained all over your Christmas, but that's no reason to compare yourself to Britney Spears. Try to see the glass as half-full. (Of gin, if necessary.) You only went to rehab once or twice. She had to hand over her kid to the fucking SWAT team. That's like trying to compare apples and oranges. But both are untalented yet achieved an unprecedented level of fame not through hard work and determination, but through being coked up 24/7 and flashing their vaginas. Congratulations Lindsay, you may be right... Click on pictures to enlarge.


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Lindsay Dee Lohan (born July 2, 1986) is an American actress and pop music singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model for magazine advertisement and television commercials. At age 10, she began her acting career in a soap opera; at 11, she made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. GutterUncensored.com

Lohan rose to stardom with her leading roles in the films Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded. Her subsequent roles include appearances in A Prairie Home Companion and Bobby. In 2004, Lohan launched a second career in pop music yielding the albums Speak (2004) and A Little More Personal (Raw) (2005). GutterUncensored.com

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Daisy Lowe Nude Teen Pictures from Paradis Magazine

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British model Daisy Lowe is 19 years old, and quickly moving up the fashion ladder. And judging by these Daisy Lowe nude pictures from Paradis magazine, that's a really good thing. Daisy is actually the daughter of Gavin Rossdale, and step-daughter of Gwen Stefani, and with her partying lifestyle, is basically the British version of Lindsay Lohan, except she gets naked a lot more and her family is slightly more fucked up. In fact, Daisy was dating the brother of Lindsay's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. So who knows, maybe a Daisy and Lindsay might one day hook up... That would be nice! Anyways, Daisy looks sexy hot and she is 19 and she is totally fuckable in a sick (I hope she don't get pregnant because based on her family she is probably insane and I would totally kill myself if she did but she's probably into girl on girl lesbo action) kinda way. Click on pictures to enlarge.


Here she is modeling for the lingerie brand Provocateur at their fashion show in nothing more than some tassels to protect her modesty and a skimpy sparkling panties. Daisy Lowe shocked even her mother, Pearl Lowe - former drug addict and model who did not know who the father of her daughter is until a divorce court judge ordered a DNA paternity test.


Daisy believed her father was her mother’s ex-husband Bronner Handwerger until in 2004, a DNA test revealed that her biological father was actually her godfather Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale - a long time friend of Pearl.

In her book, Pearl explained that Daisy was the product of a one night stand between her and Rossdale following an argument she had with her ex-husband.

She’s sure making her (real) daddy proud!

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Daisy Rebecca Lowe (born January 27, 1989 in London England) is a English fashion model who has modelled for editorial photo shoots and commercial advertising campaigns and has worked as a runway model. Lowe had a brief relationship with music producer Mark Ronson. She is the daughter of Pearl Lowe, the singer/songwriter turned textile and fashion designer, and Gavin Rossdale, the front man for the band Bush. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

In February 2006, Lowe was featured in Italian Vogue, shot by New York photographer Steven Klein, who also shot her in March 2007 for a W magazine pictorial called "Xurbia". In September 2006, Lowe modelled for the Urban Outfitters catalogue, appeared in French Connection printed advertisements and was profiled in British Harper’s Bazaar. She was featured in an editorial in Jane magazine alongside fellow model Lydia Hearst-Shaw in March 2007, appeared in Italian Vogue for the second time in May, and in August, posed nude on the cover of i-D magazine with her then-partner, Will Cameron of the band Blondelle, photographed by Terry Richardson.

On the runway, Lowe was selected by Karl Lagerfeld to model for Chanel, and has appeared on catwalks in New York, Milan and London for Topshop and designers such as PPQ, Nanette Lepore, Sue Stemp, Charlotte Ronson, Henry Holland, and Vivienne Westwood. She has modelled for Agent Provocateur lingere for the past three years, and has been used by Burberry, Converse shoes, Dr. Martens, Hooch, Wheels and Doll Baby, Ben Sherman, Frost French, Hari, Karen Millen and Whistles, as well as for her mother's recent collection of lace dresses.

Of the Whistles campaign, Lowe said, "[It] was a favourite shoot of mine... Modelling is a cool outlet for me to express myself, and fashion has always fascinated me. I love that fashion crosses into my other passions - music and art." blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Lowe's magazine work includes editorials and covers of publications such as Tatler, Elle, GQ, Vogue, Paradis, Marie Claire, Interview, Jalouse, Teen Vogue, Dirty Glam, Grazia, In Style, Nylon and The Sunday Times Style amongst many others.

Lowe has some experience in other media, including being the focus of the BBC Two eight-part fly on the wall documentary series Class of 2008, co-hosting Glamour's Best Dressed 2008 with Peaches Geldof for Fiver, and a brief contribution to a blog for Elle UK online. Lowe has worked as a DJ, appeared in the music videos NYC Beat by Armand Van Helden and Bloodthirsty Bastards by Dirty Pretty Things, hosted events for Tommy Hilfiger and Dolce and Gabbana, and in April 2008 made a recording in a New York studio with producer Mark Ronson, with whom she had a brief romantic relationship. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com